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Ivor
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Martin Davies
Steve Day
Suzy Bennett
Kevin
Shepherd
Howard
Read
Meryl
O'Rourke
Nathan Caton
Kevin McCarrona
Scott
Capurro
Kevin
Hayes
Liz Carr
Darren Ruddell
Imran Yusuf
Vladimir McTavish
Jay Sodagar
Mike
Manera
Henry
Paker
Vikki
Stone
Chris
McCausland
Tony Cowards
Some Fun "Laughter is the best Tonic"
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married again. So
she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:
WANTED: HUSBAND!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME.
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair.
He
had no arms or legs.
'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?' the widow said.
'Just look at you - you have no legs!'
The old gentleman smiled, ' Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
'You don't have any arms either!' she snorted.
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannever beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed??'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I rang the
doorbell, didn't I?'
The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.
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My Mum finds it difficult to talk about the job that she
does! ---- She sells seashells sitting by the sea shore.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/babel/index.html
Really great collection of top jokes
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One
of our acts did a gig recently at an old folks home ---- They didn't really
get too many of his jokes
---- but they still pissed themselves
Man meets a shepherd with a flock of sheep. "I will bet you £100
against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this
flock." The shepherd takes the bet. "973," says the man. "OK, I'm a man
of my word, take an animal." Man picks one up and begins to walk away.
"Wait, Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation." says
the sheperd. "You are an economist for a government think tank," - "Amazing!"
responds the man, "You are exactly right! But how did you deduce that?"
"Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you."
http://netec.mcc.ac.uk/JokEc.html
Jokes about economists and economics
A lawyer arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter spots him and leads him
past a long que to a comfortable chair. "why the special treatment"
the lawyer says. St Peter replies "I have calculated by the hours
you have billed your clients you are 193 years old"